In lieu of international Child-Bearer’s Day, I’ve abstracted some quotes that best describe the relationship between child, and ole Mama. Just remember mum(s) of the world, we love you(‘re work)!!
“When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always force. And when force is gone, there’s always Mom. Hi, Mom!”
“Forest Gump momma said, life was like a box of chocolates,
My momma told me go to school, get your doctorate,
Something to fall back on, you can profit with”
“Let bygones be bygones, you can go and get the hell on, you and your mama.”
“One day, running from the police that’s right, Mama catch me, put a whoopin’ to my backside”
“Put money in my mom’s hand, get my daughter this college plan, show her she don’t need a man.”
Tutti Bomowski: Stop! Stop that man Joe. Stop that man!
(Joe tackles the man)
Tutti Bomowski: I saw that man on America’s Most Wanted.
Joe Brofmowski: What did he do?
Tutti Bomowski: He killed his mother.
Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mama’s out there!!
Also props to this mom / mum for her contribution to Mother’s Day. Seriously, this cover will be on new-stands real soon, and it’s one of those rare cases in history where something manages to be appropriately G and X-rated at the same time. Kind of like a Disney animated film.