The Revolver Roundtable Ep. 11: Koning 2012

As I look out into the office halways, face scrunched like a packed elevator equipped with gas I see some guy painting the walls orange and wonder how easy life would be if I was… painting… not necessarily walls, and definitely, never orange.

The biggest story of week’s end was the main Ken who made the Kony video got caught, like Shaggy, in San Diego (not 100% accurate) walking the streets drunk, naked and massaging his third leg (100% accurate).

Furthermore I found a news article that read: “Rihanna goes topless, tweets support for Kony 2012”

What? Where, how, why?! Ok cool.

This is all I wanted to say about the Kony 2012 video. Please be aware of it if you haven’t watched it already. But if you didn’t already know that the nation of Uganda was going through some seriously shxtty times then you probably deserve to be Kony’d.

Cue the Ginuwine remixes.

Speaking of warlords, Curtis Jackson AKA Fiddy Cent has been counteracting the Kony effect with the positive power of being filthy rich and channeling his inner Peter Parker.
… though his greatest power is probably his millions of dollars (and off-the-book thousands).


NB: the Asian news anchor trying to be gangdurr, where is she from? Sydney?!

The right response for the “Koning effect” is to follow in 50 Cent’s lead. It also helps if you get shot 9 times, survive and make fun of Ja Rule.

God bless the meme generation.

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