A good donut is like better sex, it’s thick below the surface but glazed above that, and it should always, ALWAYS break right.
Too much info? Fxck you, because I know while you lie about your skim latte’s and low-fat muffin diets, your smashing that donut.
It’s like the food equivalent of a hooker: The worst thing for you, twice over.
If you can find deez donuts in Sydney I seriously suggest you buy half a dozen and share them with the dearest of your friends.
*Note: they sell these in Sydney but this isn’t a food blog so you’ll have to find your cliche rhetoric and recommendations elsewhere.
Commonly asked question: “What is a washed up donut?”
Answer: No bullshxt.