There’s a very simple reason for this post, and that’s to showcase my most loved and prized posession.
May I please present to you all…
ma’ dick (cue Micky Avalon)
Despite the fact I am clearly a woman I seem to have developed a fascination with the male genitalia (and not in the way most good for nothing whores do), here’s a few of my finest moments:
*Side note: Micky Revolver… currently singing nickelback version 2.fuckedupcrackaddictmolestingacat… keep at it man.
I had fried rice for breakfast.
That’s not breakfast, that’s called you having a fxcking brain tumour.