TUESDAY SNOOZE HARDWARE REVIEW
Think your laser pointer is kinda cool but doesn’t really burn that hole in the head of that annoying lecturer/tutor? Or maybe you just wanna do that twirling maneuver that Darth Maul does without somehow cutting himself. Well heeere’s Johnny!
The Spyder III Pro or as we here at WUD will call it the “Omega Awesome I” uses the blue-laser diode of a dismantled Casio projector to create the world’s most powerful portable laser. It can permanently blind you and set your skin—or anything else, really—on fire almost instantly. And the greatest thing about it is it only costs $200… $200.
Let’s go to WWE superstar Mike “The Miz” Mizanin on that one, Mikey?
Oh and btw this thing comes with a warning label… yeah check it out:
Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.