If you’re looking for another blog written by a bored uni student with half an arts degree and way too much time (and most likely semen) on their hands with a love for big words and a pretentious blogging alter ego then head to shoKkblog, the author of aforementioned blog satisfies 90% of these critera (he actually does design- nah kidding man- your site is mad, but the primary aim of this shiz is to diss on my close circle of friends and general unsuspecting people…as well as allowing mickey D to flog shit without the help of Ebay).
Michael Yee as Mickey D
Lisa McLean as Lessey/niggatreats/ERLL/turdnurgler
Special Guests such as Vencelle Pamonag as Juan (pronounced “John” our filipino lady boy)
Over the next few posts we will lead you on a fantastical Journey from your computer to the far away land of east Ryde- where even the pensioners Toyota corolla’s sport only the fattest rims…
What we couldn’t give a f%#! about
1) what the hell does SLR stand for anyway?….the pictures posted here are taken using a camera so old it still uses AA batteries- you say chatt, I say old school
2) Just cos we’ve started a blog we promise to never suddenly feel the need to use words such as ‘fantastic’ and ‘magical’ to describe the latest movies- here it’s chatt or sick or a variation of the above used to emphasise the extremes of such methods of ratings (e.g mad chatt or heaps sick-) NB: gay could mean chatt or sick, and ‘chatter than your mum means you can’t get gayer than that)
3) f%#! posting everyday- I’d rather masturbate
Something you should definitely give a f%#! about:
3) Ryan October
Retard moment of the day:
“Man, you and Cameron could be like Barney and Marshall Stinson”
Let’s go to Juan on this one. Juan?
So until next time- your mum’s chatt- but I’d still go er’. Get a dog up ya!